OMG! Just tell them that you want to stay home to do something really important that you cannot do…

Damn! Okay, times up. I guess I’ll take my chances and call in. . .something.
I’d Make a Joke About Calling in Sick Today So I can Stay Home a Write, But . . .
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Mary L. Holden
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Apr 14, 2020
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OMG! Just tell them that you want to stay home to do something really important that you cannot do at the office: ENTERTAIN A LOT OF PEOPLE!
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Written by Mary L. Holden
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A constantly evaporating editor and writer. Believer in medium since 2013 when they made me wait for an invitation….
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